A fan has taken it upon themselves to make fan made Genshin Impact condoms , letting you protect your junk with all the might of the Geo Archon.
Producing the condoms was very expensive, but they are worth the price, they're extremely high quality 🙏✨ pic.twitter.com/rt5oRM4lGV
— Luc 🔞 (@gaikotsukiri) December 13, 2021
Featuring Zhongli, these Genshin Impact Condoms are made by Twitter user Gaikotsukiri. Featuring some suggestive but ultimately SFW art of the archon on the cover, he’s even included instructions on how to open and use the condoms inside of the packaging.
“This ultra-thin is made without harmful chemicals, does not contain spermicide and is fragrance-free”, the packaging reads.
It should be mentioned that it’s unlikely that these are officially authorized by miHoYo- you’d think “miHoYo-approved contraception” would be on the box if it was. But based on the photos, it looks like Gaikotsukiri might be producing just enough to fly under the radar of miHoYo’s recently released fan work guidelines.
Naturally, the internet has taken to all sorts of jokes about the product, because who doesn’t love cracking jokes about an anime boy preventing STDs?
“Imagine your man going to burst and shouts ‘TENDOU BANSHOU'” , reads one of them, in a compilation by Gaikotsukiri.
“Don’t even look at me if ur not carrying a Zhongdom”, reads another, coining the best name for this product.
While some fans have been reportedly puritan in their response, it’s always important to remember that most of the fans that financially support a game like Genshin Impact are actually adults. And to adults anime boy condoms are freaking hilarious.