Behold, the Destroy All Humans 2 Reprobed Second Coming Edition! This bad boy would’ve come in the mail for 3699 other fans, it being a limited release of a chock full of goods.
The Second Coming set comes with, as the box lists:
- Preposterously large “Swinging Crypto”-Statue – 70cm / 27.6 inch – featuring the infamous Anal Probe
- Arkwobbler – Intimately detailed Wobble-statue of The Great Arkvoodle, Lord of the Sacred Crotch
- Vintage embossed metal plate of cult-leader Crypto
- Hardcover Artbook full of deep insights and luscious character paintings
- Official orchestral score on good old CD
- Reprobed: Challenged Accepted DLC (Digital)
- Reprobed: Skin Pack (Digital)
- Destroy All Humans! – Clone Carnage (Digital)
Even the foam with the box is emblazoned with the game’s name. This entire package is premium!
I won’t blame you for having your eyes drawn right to the glorious recreation of our dearest leader, Crypto. The statue is stunning; the sheen of his alien skin, his equipment, lack of ass, the tessellations on his suit, and of course, the Anal Probe he wields. There’s some assembly required so that he can stand majestically on your desk.
We also have the Arkwobble, the sleepy totally not phallic item you can run your hands all over on. Much like with Crypto, the Arkwobble looks and feels suitably weathered. They really do make for amazing shrine pieces.
I don’t think there’s much to describe about the plate, but damn, is it suitably extravagant as befitting the titular “Second Coming”.
The Artbook, as promised, gives a good look at the various characters you can encounter in the game. You’ll also find printed versions of the in-game loading screens for the locations you can visit in the game. There’s also these comics here.
Last but not least is the official soundtrack. I unfortunately don’t have a CD player myself, so I can’t just pop that in to listen to the rad tracks. You can at least admire it, of course.
All in all, the Destroy All Humans 2 Reprobed Second Coming Edition is a wonderfully fabulous serving of collectibles for the fans who’ve chosen to invested in Crypto. You can check out our review of the game here.